Hey you! Just stepped outside and nearly turned into a popsicle! Got me thinking about our winter wardrobes. Are you ready for this fashion download?
Layering life
Dude, remember when we tried to leave the house in just hoodies? Mom was right (don't tell her I said that ). Layering is where it's at!
- Start with that old band tee (you know, the one with the holes )
- Chuck on a sweater (the uglier the better )
- Top it off with a jacket (more on that in a second)
Boom! You're a human onion! (But like, a stylish one )
Wholesale Jacket jellies
Okay, it's wholesale jacket time! These are the real MVPs of winter. Without 'em, we'd be human icicles!
Puffer jackets: Marshmallow realness
Have you seen these? Like walking around in a duvet! Perfect for those "I can't even" days. Plus, if you fall, you bounce right back up! #winning
Wool coats: Fancy schmancy
When you want to feel like you've got your together, strut down the street like you're in a movie! Just don't spill your coffee on it. Dry cleaning bills =
Parkas: Snowpocalypse ready
For when winter is more "Day After Tomorrow" than "Winter Wonderland" So. Many. Pockets. You could survive the apocalypse with all the snacks you can fit in there!
Leather jackets: Cool factor 100
Wanna look tough? Leather's got your back. But maybe save it for those "warm" winter days. You know, when it's only slightly below freezing!
Teddy coats: Actual hugs
Remember Mr. Snuggles, your old teddy bear? He grew up and became a coat! Warning: May cause spontaneous naps in public.
Shearling jackets: Urban lumberjack vibes
For when you wanna feel rugged, but the only wood you're chopping is your IKEA furniture.
Bulk Hoodie love
Bulk blank Hoodies are life! Perfect for:
- Netflix binges
- Hiding from the world
- Pretending you didn't just roll out of bed (we know the truth)
Boot scootin'
Winter boots = non-negotiable. Unless you want toes that match your blue jeans!
- Combat boots: For kicking winter's butt!
- Fuzzy boots: Like a hug for your feet
- Chelsea boots: Instant rock star status (even if you're just going to Starbucks)
Accessories or survival gear?
Don't forget the finishing touches!
- Beanies: Bad hair day saviors
- Scarves: Wearable blankets
- Gloves: Touch screen friendly, because how else would you text me?
That's the scoop, bestie! Winter fashion = looking hot while it's freezing! Stay warm out there, you stylish snowflake!
P.S. If all else fails, just stay in bed until spring. It's a valid fashion choice.